If there’s one good thing that’s come from the 2014 World Cup, it’s the death of the ‘Baines is better than Cole’ sheep. So he got assists in the PL, scores penalties and didn’t cheat on a shitty popstar. Cool story bro. How did Baines’ actual defending go in the World Cup? Just wondering.
The ‘Ashley Cole shouldn’t play for England because he cheated on Cheryl and shot an intern with an air rifle’ brigade got their wish last night with a TERRIFIC display from Leighton Baines. Be careful what you wish for honeys.
Oh, and if we were assigning jobs to Baines on the account of the people committing infidelity, then he should be given most of the football writing gigs at The Guardian. Just saying.
From The Times’ Worst Players of the World Cup.
As the great philosopher Kanye West once said, ‘wait a couple months and you gonna see, you’ll never find nobody better than me’.
My World Cup Hot XI. What’s your’s?
How very typical from those #BUNCHOFTWATS at The Guardian: spend more time making jibes at Eden than they do praising his ability.
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