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defendersscoringgoals:

Sweetheart. Gunshow. Legend.

defendersscoringgoals:

Sweetheart. Gunshow. Legend.

1 week ago
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Guess the footballer.

Guess the footballer.

1 week ago
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If those clowns at The Guardian are going to criticise Cahill, the least they could do is try and do it with more than one phrase. Just saying.

If those clowns at The Guardian are going to criticise Cahill, the least they could do is try and do it with more than one phrase. Just saying.

2 weeks ago
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From The Times’ Worst Players of the World Cup.

From The Times’ Worst Players of the World Cup.

2 months ago
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As the great philosopher Kanye West once said, ‘wait a couple months and you gonna see, you’ll never find nobody better than me’.

As the great philosopher Kanye West once said, ‘wait a couple months and you gonna see, you’ll never find nobody better than me’.

3 months ago
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Awarding the England captaincy to Shrek ahead of Gaz was beyond idiotic.

Awarding the England captaincy to Shrek ahead of Gaz was beyond idiotic.

1 week ago
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My Dishy Premier League XI (bearing in mind I have some … dubious… tastes in men) :P

My Dishy Premier League XI (bearing in mind I have some … dubious… tastes in men) :P

1 week ago
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defendersscoringgoals:

Gaz was the only Englishman to emerge from the World Cup with any kind of credit.

defendersscoringgoals:

Gaz was the only Englishman to emerge from the World Cup with any kind of credit.

2 months ago
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If there’s one good thing that’s come from the 2014 World Cup, it’s the death of the ‘Baines is better than Cole’ sheep. So he got assists in the PL, scores penalties and didn’t cheat on a shitty popstar. Cool story bro. How did Baines’ actual defending go in the World Cup? Just wondering.

If there’s one good thing that’s come from the 2014 World Cup, it’s the death of the ‘Baines is better than Cole’ sheep. So he got assists in the PL, scores penalties and didn’t cheat on a shitty popstar. Cool story bro. How did Baines’ actual defending go in the World Cup? Just wondering.

3 months ago
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The ‘Ashley Cole shouldn’t play for England because he cheated on Cheryl and shot an intern with an air rifle’ brigade got their wish last night with a TERRIFIC display from Leighton Baines. Be careful what you wish for honeys.

Oh, and if we were assigning jobs to Baines on the account of the people committing infidelity, then he should be given most of the football writing gigs at The Guardian. Just saying.

3 months ago
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